My Book of Random

My Book of Random

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Ongoing7m

Last published Sat, Aug 1, 2015

book funny humor random stuff

I like ducks...yer a wizard..."I shall call him squishy, and he shall be my squishy!" WARNING: This book contains extreme levels of randomness, read at your own risk.

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