This Doesn't Happen in Real Life
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If normal is abnormal than abnormal is normal and therefore normal is normal and abnormal is still abnormal...Callia spends most of her time delving ever deeper into fandoms like Doctor Who, Merlin, Sherlock, Supernatural, Marvel and the like and sometimes when one spends most of their life creating a more interesting version of life in their head, the lines between reality and imagination can get a tad bit- skewed. So she thinks that when very abnormal things start happening when she goes to Comic Con for the first time that maybe she's just imagining a dream come true. But as life goes on and her "dream" hasn't faded she starts to accept the fact that crazy things do happen in real life... don't they?
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