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While the countries of the world deal with land disputes and keeping England out of the kitchen, the province's and territories of Canada have their own hilarious adventures. Join Nova Scotia, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Saskatchewan, New Brunswick, Newfoundland, Manitoba and British Columbia as they drink maple syrup and revel in their own individual stereotypes. 
Because the true north strong and free is insane from sea to sea.All Rights Reserved

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Dear The World. The Dairies Of Hetalia by AngelicaWilson250

when the world gives you pain, what do you do? you write. this is the story of the nations and their true feelings and thoughts. Also I don't own hetalia.

Hetalia Randomness 2 (All is Random) by AProudAsian

Hey Guys! (Former HetaWarts) AProudAsian here! 0W0 I have three series for this book and this happens to be number 2! Keep in mind that the jokes here are either inspired by the net or I have experienced them myself! So... Yeah! I still hope you enjoy reading this~ Warning: Cursing, um... weirdness and This haven't been proofread~ Credits To: Hidekaz Himaruya for creating Hetalia

Quebec's life (CountryHuman Fanfic) by WanderlandManor

I rewrote the last one, since the grammar, style and story wasn't to my liking. So here Quebec's life again, but more accurate to the province and her relationships. Warning : there is familial abuse, I'm sorry. Cover made and story writen by Plume

Lost Canada by SoraMoto

Disaster strikes, how will America cope.

North America Gang by hellllllnah

North America is back baby, and they're gonna make you laugh so hard the ground will be shaking. Enough historical tea will be spilt to spark an American revolution. This content is so sick your dad will come back with the whole damn cow. It's showtime

My Neighbor I Know So Well (AmeCan) by OnePoisonedBite

A history between America and Canada throughout the years written in diary entries from both perspectives with little twists here and there. The two countries had been through quite a considerable bunch, ups and downs alike. However, when war and crisis break out, it's difficult to keep their relationship in check , saying both have to mend to their own or ally's wounds, or deal with conflicts between their enemies. Conclusions and resolutions play a dramatic role as it determines the relationship between the two; it could either deteriorate reliance or openly express participation. Can the two neighboring countries remain side-by-side through all their struggles? Or will they break ties with the other, never to establish their trust again?

Hetalia Oneshots (Book One) by positively_poland

Book one of my Hetalia Oneshots! The second book is up and out already, so I hope you enjoy!

Hetalia Fairy Tales by LongDeadAccount

Hetalia Fairy Tales! Alright people, I'm taking requests of both couples and Fairy Tales! Other than that request away! Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, the Fairytales, or the art.

Hetalia Songs and Stuff! by LA1327

Ciao! Moi moi! Watashi wa LA1327! So this will be a Hetalia fan fic! Songs and stuff are written here so Enjoy muchachos and senioritas Aru! Ve~ I'm not owning Hetalia or Anything I wrote about it kol. Ohohohon~

Perseverance (Hetalia [FrUK]) by LUNAticX

America and Canada get England and France on a vacation together - because let's face it, they need it. But here's the catch: each thinks they're vacationing alone. What could go wrong? FrUK and some AmeCan bromance.

Around The World ( Hetalia X Reader) by booksr4reading

Basically just as the title says. If you are going to be making requests, it might take me a while to complete them, though... but they will be completed! Also, I could care less if you vote... just leave me a comment or a question! I looove reading and answering them :) REQUESTS ARE PERMANENTLY CLOSED!!! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. Why? I am going to be starting a few full length X Reader books. So, this one-shot book will be coming to an end... But I will have full length X Reader books out soon.

Hetalia Boyfriend Scenarios(Discontinued) by heart987

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Unexpected Souvenir by princessamaterasu

A collection of oneshots about different Hetalia mochi and their encounters with human girls that capture their interest, and perhaps their heart. Mochi!Various x Reader

Lay Me Down- A PruCan fanfiction by EndlessPossibility22

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Escaped | Countryhumans Story by Mjm155

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The Southern Continent by JessicaShadow

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Hetalia Boys + Reader Oneshots by flavoredcatlollypop

Some one-shots by me. I do not own Hetalia or you.

Hetalia Oneshots [REQUESTS CLOSED] by beingawesome

What the title says. Requests will be taken! (Please note that there may not always be happy endings) [REQUESTS ARE NOT BEING TAKEN]

Turned Tables by ArtKirklandIsStress

The nations are sick of it, they're sick and tired of watching humans rule over them, use them as pets to destroy the world. Everyone has a breaking point, and the nations have long since bypassed it. They took matters into their own hands. What does the world become? Darker!Hetalia story, I use mainly their country names, that's on purpose to signify them being nations. Some blood, violence, gore and such as well as mild language, read at your own risk. I'm really not sure whether this should be rated as mature or not.

RusCan: Russia's Depression. by C4rebear

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Hetalia Oneshots [REQUESTS CLOSED] cover

Turned Tables cover

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Dear The World. The Dairies Of Hetalia

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