the sloth who owned Alan Ashby
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"Hello. You have reached Jaws and Paws pet store. Sorry we couldn't reach the phone now but you know what to do!"
*Please leave a message after the beep*
*beeeeeep*
"Hi, um, I'm Tom? You know, that one guy who purshased a human but it still hasn't came in yet? Uh, yeah, I was just wondering when he is going to arrive? I'm not in any hurry because I'm a sloth but I'm really anxious to pick him up. Please call this number if he, um, arrives? Thanks."
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