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Ned: The Pie-Making ElvenKing of Mirkwood

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Oh Digby, we're not in the Pie Hole anymore...

My rather ridiculous fic on Ned's reaction to waking up in Mirkwood...only to discover he is in fact the ElvenKing. Just for giggles. I couldn't help myself! XD

DISCLAIMER: I WISH...OH HOLY SWEET EMERSON COD...how I wish I owned Pushing Daisies. Sadly - nay tis a travesty - I am in no way connected/affiliated/owning of such a wonderful show. Neither do I own JRR Tolkien's incredible world - yet again such injustice in the world. But I do have the pleasure of loving such amazing creations, and the delightful right to fangirl idiotically over such ludicrous notions. Enjoy...and have some pie! XDAll Rights Reserved

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Masked Obsession

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