Bender Futurama Quotes
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Last published Thu, May 19, 2016
Some amazing pickup lines from everyone's favourite bending unit: 22.
Update: I wrote this when I was 12. I'm also disgusted at my terrible spelling and grammar... But too lazy to fix it :)
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