There is always Chaos at the cullen household , evil vampires trying to kill the child , werewolf's ripping each other to shreds even everyday activities such as going out for a meal could have something go wrong however nothing can compare them for when Emmett signs them up for wife swap . They end up swapping with stick up Patricia Richardson . What will happen to the cullens when the over controlling posh woman comes to stay and what will happen to Esme when she has to stay with her equally as stick up family?