The Bat Pirates

(Batman AU)
The Bat Pirates... a group of boys with completely different personalities that clash... a lot...
They live on a beautiful ship, otherwise known as The Batship.
We have Bruce, the captain of the ship, nicknamed 'Batman'
Alfred, the servant, nicknamed 'Penny-One'
Dick, one of the best pirates on the ship, nicknamed 'Nightwing'
Jason, the angriest, 'Red Hood'
Tim, the smartest of the pirates, 'Red Robin'
And Damian, the youngest pirate, nicknamed 'Demon Spawn' (Although he prefers Redblade)
Oh, they also have a dog named Titus, a cat named Alfred 2.0, and a cow named Bat-Cow.
Together, the group of pirates sail the seven seas, stealing from rich yachts and always firing cannon balls at the Super Pirates, dodging attacks from the Joker Pirates, (much to Jason's distaste) but most of all...
They punch each other.
(Yeah, this is mostly a crack-fic XD But rest assured, there IS a plot to this... thing.)