Funny Jokes and Quotes
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Last published Sun, Apr 17, 2016
This book was inspired by @Lemondroptide, like most of my books on Wattpad. She has her own version called The joke book.
Most, well maybe all of these quotes are not mine. They were either researched or made by another one of my friends, @secrethouseofbooks, so I dedicate this book to her.
This book is just to make you laugh. And if by any chance it a part offends you or anyone else, just write a comment about how you feel and then I will remove it.
I hope you enjoy it!!!!
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