Pick up lines
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"Would you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams"
"I would offer you a cigarette but, your already smoking hot."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9 and i'm the one you need"
A short collection of pick up lines to tell any girl or guy.
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