Elbace

Um, hi. I'm Elbace. Yeah I know. Weird name.

My parents were bored.

Anyways, I'm twenty-three, part Irish and Canadian, born in the U.S.

Oh, I almost forgot: I'm a electrophile. It's a bit hard to explain... I see a light switch, I gotta break it apart and mess with the wires. I see an iPhone, I gotta hold it while leaving it on, just until it runs out of battery. I'd do that for hours.

It's an addiction.

But there was something about my electricity consumption that I don't know about.