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Ew, Humans: A Journal By Ninja The Demon Cat.

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Leituras 25
Votos 3
Capítulos 2
Tempo 5m

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Hello thing my human calls a diary. The humans refer to me as Ninja, but I call myself Supreme Ruler of The House. I also go by Demon Cat, the name given to me by the most annoying human on Earth.

I have to live with five humans, a attention seeking bird and a noisy dog that only seems to visit a few times a year. Sounds crowded, right?

So when I; an arrogant, snooty cat lives with these 'things' you can imagine its a bit chaotic. 

Join me as I go through my hell of a life and please...

Send help.Todos os Direitos Reservados

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His Emerald Eyes, de Naluforever3

Tom gets home to find a demon sitting in the middle of his living room, crying incoherently while petting his cat. It's only after a long and very confusing assessment as well as noticing the bandages around their jaw that he realizes the demon just had some of their teeth removed and has somehow transported itself to your home in their very loopy state. Somehow he ends up replacing his cat and is now being pet by the demon. In an effort to escape Tom sings a lullaby, unfortunately, this backfires and now the demon wants to keep Tom as a pet.

My Wolf and I, de BluePhoenixBirb

THIS IS PART OF A SERIES, READ "MY TEACHER AND I" FIRST! Aiden Smith is happy just the way his life is. He has a loving boyfriend, Cato, and is doing great in school. He is on the fast track to follow his dreams at the young age of 20. Only two short years and he would be able to buy a bakery and start selling sweets. But things he thought were already in perfect place started falling when Jayvee Haddox came into the picture. Jayvee Haddox is the soon-to-be Alpha of the Green Moon Pack. He has yet to meet his mate even at the age of 20, almost three years late. He decided to wait to look for his mate until after he got an education. He is doing great in school and staying focused on his goal. That is until his nose catches the scent of a sweet baker. -- "You can wait all you like, I don't mind. Stay with that boyfriend of yours, really. But it won't change the fact that sooner or later, you are going to be begging me to take you." Jayvee said smugly, his body holding me against the wall, the back of his hand touching my cheek lightly. The smell of his cologne was making my head fuzzy. I had to get away from him before I did something I would regret. I couldn't hurt Cato. "What's wrong? You seem a little shook," He paused to bring his head next to mine, he spoke right into my ear making me shiver. "Little mate." He bit my ear and all hope was thrown out the window.

Until we die (BxB)✔️, de vixen_magic

"I will make sure he never lays a hand on you again." I look up and Hunter is heaving. "Why do you want me to stay? I forgave you, it's not like you could hang out with me at school, and you only care about me now. But what happens when the pack doesn't like me or when something does happen to someone? What then." "You wont understand right now." "I highly doubt that. Why are you so bent on me staying here?" Before I know it Hunter brings my face to his and his lips are crashing on mine. ----------------------- Hunter Rodes: 18, popular Quarter back of the football team and Weston high, next in line for alpha in a few years, and of course, is a werewolf. Triston Walker: 18, shy, on soccer team and side liner for everything else at Weston high. When Triston comes to school, it's the same Routine, go to the lockers, get punched down, go cover it with make up so no one asks questions, get to class, get to practice, go home, eat food and get beat by the drunk father. Get homework done, go to bed hoping he'll make it one more day. But when the bullied is Hunters mate, it's a whole new world for Triston.

Good loves Evil (Editing) Watty awards 2012, de violetvblack

Ok so my name is Stacy, Stacy Carter. I am 20 years old, I have black hair and blue eyes. College was not for me. I live in my little apartment and I work in a clothes store. I live a normal happy life. I have a cat called Flannagan, and i live just outside the city. I drive a mashed up little car named Roxy I hate pop and techno. I live for Punk, old school Punk. I hate chocolate and love tacos and anything spicy. My favourite colour is Black. Oh and did i happen to mention my boyfriend, he is not your average, a little bit bad ass, despite the fact I used to go to church. His name is Lucifer?? You might know him He is The Devil.

RANDOM YAPPING BUT I WROTE IT DOWN, de ash_the_weird0

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Innocence, de Ruhu95

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My Cat Life, de jiminwifie

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Wattpad Clichés, de floatinganchors

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My Brother is my Mate!!, de aaminah98

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My Brother My Mate, de Writer016

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His Emerald Eyes

Tom gets home to find a demon sitting in the middle of his living room, crying incoherently while petting his cat. It's only after a long and very confusing assessment as well as noticing the bandages around their jaw that he realizes the demon just had some of their teeth removed and has somehow transported itself to your home in their very loopy state. Somehow he ends up replacing his cat and is now being pet by the demon. In an effort to escape Tom sings a lullaby, unfortunately, this backfires and now the demon wants to keep Tom as a pet.