Ew, Humans: A Journal By Ninja The Demon Cat.
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Last published Mon, Aug 3, 2015
Hello thing my human calls a diary. The humans refer to me as Ninja, but I call myself Supreme Ruler of The House. I also go by Demon Cat, the name given to me by the most annoying human on Earth.
I have to live with five humans, a attention seeking bird and a noisy dog that only seems to visit a few times a year. Sounds crowded, right?
So when I; an arrogant, snooty cat lives with these 'things' you can imagine its a bit chaotic.
Join me as I go through my hell of a life and please...
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