Piñata
Pixie_is_Jelly
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  • Parts 1
  • Time 7m
Pixie_is_Jelly
Ongoing, First published Jul 29, 2015
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'I knew I was doomed the moment the little brat pointed at me and squealed, "That one, daddy!  I want that one!"'

You've all been to a party. You've all seen the inside of a piñata. But what if the piñata was sentient? What is it had a very strong opinion about being bashed open by snotty brats lusting for candy? What if 'it', was a he?


A nameless piñata watches for hours while small sugar-addicted, plague carrying little beasties party as he awaits his doom. But amidst all his silent pondering and creative name-calling, he begins concocting a daring plan of escape . . .
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