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Allow Me Introduce Marlow Samson

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Allow me to Introduce Marlow Samson: Loner, loser and a little past his expiration, Marlow is afflicted with a terrible condition that has taken his life. Literally.  He’s not your average undead hunk, he doesn’t sparkle or have an alluring Transylvanian accent. He’s just plain old Marlow and his life sucks.

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