ayee, another one. Cecil 'blackmailed' me into it, and I kindly obliged since I fairly enjoy writing these two nerds. Drunk Edward needs to learn when to keep his slurred theories quiet and to himself, and not to announce them in front of the nearly empty pub. On the other hand, Augustus has enough of being killed slowly with embarrassment and alcohol so decides to drag his intoxicated boyfriend back home to sober up.All Rights Reserved