Trouble, Humiliation and Terrible Names or Timothy the Cat vs The Traumatising Trampoline
Pixie_is_Jelly
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Pixie_is_Jelly
Complete, First published Jul 30, 2015
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'I am a cat and I am stuck on a trampoline.'

Timothy the cat is cynical, haughty and has an unfortunate superiority complex. 

Timothy the cat hates his name. Both his current one and his soul-crushingly awful last one.

Timothy the cat could be considered racist. He hates humans. A lot. From the Fire Brigade to the grouchy neighbour. Gregory from the pet store to his new 'owners'. Timothy hates them all.

Oh, yes, Timothy is also stuck on a trampoline.

He hates them too.
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