The Plotless , Random , Funny Story
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Last published Sun, Jun 19, 2016
So, title speaks .
This new story is made for my humor , duh . It has no plot what-so-ever and it's all about laughing and giggling at my horrible puns .
And it includs alot of HP refferences and other fandoms I'm in .
I might include PJ , THG , Divergent , TMI for other pepole and I'll uptade when I want to .
This is for my own fun you know it has no specific characters and random places ....
Strangers think I'm quiet
My friends think I'm out-going
My best friends KNOW I'm insane
WARNING:I hate Twilight , so alot of mocking will e done I don't own HP PJ Divergent CP AC THG TMI nor any other Book mentioned here , sadly .
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