A Modern Woman

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Read All The way Through, And This is a Cut Version of The real Intro.
    
    "Alight boys, I'm here you can put away the rulers we all know mines the biggest." I said walking into the conference room, where my CFO and other various company advisers were bickering like high school cheerleaders.  "Pardon me Sir?" my CFO asked confused. "Well it's clear you were all too busy measuring your dicks to realize I had walked in 20 minutes ago and no one bothered to acknowledge me so I left and had a lovely chat with the security guards outside about which one of you thought your dick is the biggest." I stated in a faux bored voice, in all honesty I was laughing inside. "Now if you would all take your seats, straiten yourselves out, and quietly sit down, acting like right proper adults, then we can get down to business." "Sir," my head of advertising asked, "do you have a solution?" with the slight bow of my head in his direction, I waited until the last person in the room was seated at the massive conference table, prepared and all looking towards me.
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    There was now one hand in the air. That hand belonged to my secretary and personal assistant, Mark Connell. "Mark what have I told you about putting up your hand, this is a business not a school." He smirked and replied, "exactly that Sir. But I was wondering, who will run that location, will it be an existing worker or are we hiring?" I'm glad he didn't ask if I had even thought of it, I guess after two years of working for me he's finally figured out I plan everything to a T. "What a wonderful question, I'm glad you asked actually, because you're the one who's going to be taking it on". I said while casually going through my day planner.  "Ma'am?" was all I heard before he collapsed on the floor of the conference room. "You are very welcome Mark, and I know I'm a woman, but you will remember to call me sir during meetings Mr. Connell."All Rights Reserved

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Intro -Getting Our Shit Together.
Fri, Jul 31, 2015

Read All The way Through, And This is a Cut Version of The real Intro.

"Alight boys, I'm here you can put away the rulers we all know mines the biggest." I said walking into the conference room, where my CFO and other various company advisers were bickering like high school cheerleaders. "Pardon me Sir?" my CFO asked confused. "Well it's clear you were all too busy measuring your dicks to realize I had walked in 20 minutes ago and no one bothered to acknowledge me so I left and had a lovely chat with the security guards outside about which one of you thought your dick is the biggest." I stated in a faux bored voice, in all honesty I was laughing inside. "Now if you would all take your seats, straiten yourselves out, and quietly sit down, acting like right proper adults, then we can get down to business." "Sir," my head of advertising asked, "do you have a solution?" with the slight bow of my head in his direction, I waited until the last person in the room was seated at the massive conference table, prepared and all looking towards me.
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There was now one hand in the air. That hand belonged to my secretary and personal assistant, Mark Connell. "Mark what have I told you about putting up your hand, this is a business not a school." He smirked and replied, "exactly that Sir. But I was wondering, who will run that location, will it be an existing worker or are we hiring?" I'm glad he didn't ask if I had even thought of it, I guess after two years of working for me he's finally figured out I plan everything to a T. "What a wonderful question, I'm glad you asked actually, because you're the one who's going to be taking it on". I said while casually going through my day planner. "Ma'am?" was all I heard before he collapsed on the floor of the conference room. "You are very welcome Mark, and I know I'm a woman, but you will remember to call me sir during meetings Mr. Connell."

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