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Faking It
MargaretEK
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MargaretEK
Ongoing, First published Jul 31, 2015
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If you're an idiot, don't pretend to be a vampire to get girls. You will attract girls. You will also attract vampires. REAL vampires. 
But, I'm not an idiot. My acting was too good, and now, they think I'm a vampire lord.
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