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Witze

Reads 466
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Parts 8
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Reads 466
Votes 23
Parts 8
Time <5 mins

Hai, 

Ich will mich echt bei denen bedanken, die mein Witzbuch lesen. 
Ihr könnt auch in den Kommis schreiben, wenn ihr einen lustigen Witz kennt und den Stelle ich dann auch auf Wattpad. 
Ihr könnt auch noch hoffentlich ein Like für mich hinterlassen.

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Dark Lust

I don't give a shit about anything. My mom is okay. She thinks she's a psychic, I think she's nuts. Now I have to go to a new, dumbass school filled with dumbass people. I don't know what's worse: the school being in LA or the people I have to see on a daily basis in LA. I want to be left alone. The pornstar blonde and her boy toy better leave me alone. I carry a knife on me. My dad is planning on giving me the family business after I graduate. I don't want it, but I'll take it. The money is to good to pass up. Everything in life is golden. Except the new bitch at school. My plan is to ruin her life in my territory. She doesn't make it easy though. This bitch fights back. She even carries a knife on her. I bet she has a cute scream. I wonder if my own knife will find out.