Hi, I'm Sally Sugarplum! I'm a huge One Direction fan! They are my idols! This is my cliche story of how One Direction adopted me for no apparent reason! On the off chance you read through the first part of the description, here's some seriousness: This is a fanfic Victoria2214 and I are writing as a satire joke. Nothing that is written in this story reflects our abilities as authors. This story is just for fun and should be a quick write that we expect no one to actually finish reading. If you stick to the end, you Mr./Mrs./Ms. Reader are one strong person to read through terrible grammar, spelling, and cheesy cliche romance!All Rights Reserved