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Cheezy pick-up lines

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Reads 5,815
Votes 126
Parts 27
Time <5 mins

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Has anyone ever told you a pick- up line thinking it will work? Well here are some pick up lines. That will have you sayjng What! At the end. BEWARE they are really cheezy.lol some I made up that u might like *sassy voice* OR NOT. Thanks for reading.All Rights Reserved

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Sunshine | ✓ by AlwaysLostInWords

It was a prank gone wrong... ...But it brought them closer. "No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." *sniffle* "..." "J-James?" "..." "You l-love me too, right?" "..." "James?" *sniffle* "I do?" "Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you." *beep* "Fuck" *It does contains some swearing*

Donut Disturb by simply-caitlyn

Eve: I get that some friendships aren't supposed to last forever. I was naive to think my best friend since 1st grade would always be there for me. But you fucking my ex was a bitch move. Hope you like my sloppy seconds. 😊 Unknown Number: I think you have the wrong number... Eve: So now you're just going to pretend you did nothing wrong? Fuck you, Taylor. Unknown Number: My name is definitely not Taylor... But here's a picture of a donut I'm eating to help you feel better :) *File Attachment* Eve: Shit... <~~~~~~~~~~> ~Published on March 14, 2020~ ~Completed on May 7, 2020~

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Middle School (the untold story) by kyky1122

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New Girl by flowerchildDF

"You dropped this." I heard a husky voice say. I turned around to look at what I dropped and realized it was my schedule. I gasped. Damn, I would have been fucked if I'd lost it. I guess I didn't put it in my bag... I looked up to thank him, but ended up not being able to find my voice. He's really attractive. Drop dead gorgeous attractive. Hot. He has brown hair that is spiked up in a messy way and shiny chocolate brown eyes that are hard not to stare at. His jawline was firm and he is extremely tall compared to my 5'3" height; he seems like he's 6'1". He looks in good shape -- the white shirt he was wearing showed off his broad muscular chest. He wore a leather-mans jacket from the school over the t-shirt, with black denim jeans, and converse. I swallowed. I snapped out of it and took the paper forcing myself to say "thanks." However, he walked away before I even finished. OK... he obviously isn't interested in the 'new girl' like all the other students are. I can't help but feel a bit disappointed. Out of all the guys that have hit on me in school today he is the only one that has caught my eye -- bad news is that he didn't even bother. "You know him? I'm surprised the cheer-bitch hasn't threatened you yet." Jessica said, her face showing shock. "Um, no I don't know him... and cheer-bitch?" I frowned confused. "She's his ex-girlfriend, but considering she has such a small brain that is a size of a peanut, she won't leave him alone. I mean like seriously, EX; has she not heard of that quote, 'Thanks for the EXperience, Our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.' She is one clueless bimbo. Then again who would leave him alone he is S-E-X-Y!" I laughed. "I am going to love being your friend." I said while I looked back to where he had headed a while ago, but I no longer saw him. I sighed disappointed.

The Boy ✔️ by lyssa_235

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Sprinkles {#Wattys2018} ✔ by veryhungryhippo

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Truth or Dare by guitargeek67

I have to do this, I have to. I kept telling myself that as I leaned closer and closer to her beautiful face. Wait.....WHAT?? No, it's just a dare, you don't have time to develop emotions James. Think think think!! But I couldn't once her soft lips were pressed against mine. What happens when you fall for the person you never expected to? What happens If you never realize what you have until it's gone? Ask that to James. He has experience all of the things above.

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Sunshine | ✓

It was a prank gone wrong... ...But it brought them closer. "No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." sniffle "..." "J-James?" "..." "You l-love me too, right?" "..." "James?" sniffle "I do?" "Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you." beep "Fuck" It does contains some swearing