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You Joke, I Kill. {A Fred Weasley Love Story} (SLOW UPDATES)

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fred kassandra weasley

"Because I love you!" Kasidy screamed, "But...I'm too selfish to let the one good thing in my life go!"
"Why?" Fred replied softy. "Your life is crap, you said so yourself, let one good thing stay!"
"Because you'll die!" she said
"Only if you leave me! I love you, Kassandra. every since that day you got landed in the hospatial wing. I want to hold you forever, and never let go!"

Kassandra Lestrange, one of the four best prankesters at Hogwarts, falls in love with her enemy, Fred Weasley, but this years goning to be a lot harder then her exams. She's going to have to pick a side, with her Mother, or the love of her life. It's an epic battle as Kasidy fights for what she thinks is right, and what she belives in.All Rights Reserved

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Fuck you Fred (a Fred Weasley love story) by hogwartswith-em

And then she fell. Miranda fell right on top of Fred Weasley. He looked up at her directly in the eyes, "I'm sure you wanted to see me and ask you how my summer was but Benny this is a little forward." Miranda rolled her eyes and let out a smirk, feeling bold she dared to look back into his eyes. "Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Freddie?" Miranda Benson is a 16-year-old Gryffindor starting her 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She starts to fall for the infamous prankster (and not to mention player) Fred Weasley, trying to avoid her feeling proves to be a difficult task when she is all that Freddie wants... {Set in GOF era- Yule Ball and all that greatness} I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS STORY AND I HOPE YOU DO TOO. PLEASE VOTE IF YOU LIKE IT!! All rights to jk rowling except my characters (Miranda, Frankie and Noah) i always support equal RIGHTS! this is a safe space. Rankings: (1) #16yearsold [27.03.2021] (1) #fredweasleylove [11.07.2021]

𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚛 | 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲 by janexxfred_weasley

"I hate you Fred Weasley! You are the most arrogant, egotistical, air headed, jerk I have ever met! You don't even have the common sense to see that I can't stand you!" I shouted He crashed his lips onto mine shutting me up almost immediately. Our lips moved in sync as I kissed him back passionately. "What are we doing?" I asked "I don't know... but I like it." - What happens when you fall in love with your enemy? Sage Jackson the daughter of Death Eaters unfortunately falls in love with the well known Quidditch player and prankster Fred Weasley. While their families are still at war with each other the two struggle to decide. Is that hate burning in their chests, or something completely different? Could this be where the generation long war ends? At some point- #1 in Feud #1 in fredrickgideonweasley #2 in originalcharacter ⚠️Disclaimer⚠️ Not all characters belong to me Credits to JK Rowling Start date: 12/12/22

Unforgettable (Fred & Hermione) by welcometothejungleee

They had won the battle but Hermione was just about to find out how much she'd lost. If the last thing Fred remembered was in her fourth year of Hogwarts then he wouldn't remember anything of their story. Anything of how he fell for her, how they first kissed or how she first realised she wouldn't ever be happy with anyone else so long as he walked the Earth. Her Fred was gone. And it was all her fault. She had thought their story was unforgettable. Until it wasn't. **** "I think about you a lot Granger... like a lot a lot" He finally admitted. "You better be joking Weasley" She breathes shallowly as she backs against the wall. His hands found their way to the wall on either side of her head and she was cornered. Her breath quickened and she was sure he could hear her heart beating. "Not this time Granger." He smiled that damned smile that had already gotten her into so much trouble as he leaned down towards her.

𝘼𝙧𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙈𝙞𝙣𝙚? - 𝙁𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙒𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙡𝙚𝙮 by obliviousweasley

Fred Weasley; Hogwarts Play/Bad Boy Sophia Lupin; Miss Goody Two Shoes Fred Weasley had a new girl drooling over him every other week, he was well-known for causing mischief at Hogwarts with his twin brother, George. Sophia, on the other hand, was quite the opposite. Being a Prefect came with several responsibilities, she liked being by herself or rather she preferred being more closed off about things rather than parading them. But what happens when that all flips and Sophia is no longer Miss Goody Two Shoes and Fred no longer the Hogwarts Playboy as he had been come to be known for? He flips her world and she flips his, from that moment on both of them discard their standards, their reputations, their ideals for each other. (weekly updates)

inertia || a Fred Weasley love story by murdersinthemorgue

"We aren't friends?" Fred's tone was hard to read. "Well, I don't know, would you call us friends?" "Yeah?" I hummed thoughtfully. His face contorted into a forced smirk. "What, were you hoping for something more, Sterling?" I rolled my eyes, and his expression faltered. "No dude, I just mean we don't really hang out or anything." "I guess you've got a point. You gotta admit though, it's a nice thought, you and me?" "Fred Weasley, in a relationship? Unheard of." ♥♥♥ (Fred Weasley x female oc, Cedric Diggory x female oc, no Voldemort & modern era au, sloooooow burn bby)

Chaos Ensues - A Fred And George Weasley Story by Katpierce03

"They held you. Without question. Without reason beyond love." "Come back to me." Entering your fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry should have been nothing more than preparing for your O.W.L.S. If you knew anything about the Weasley twins, you knew your year would be anything but quiet. Throw in Quidditch, a Tri-Wizard tournament, a ball, and the return of The Dark Lord, how will you handle what life throws at you? You won't be alone though. With the golden trio always there to lift your spirits, and the twins endlessly by your side, you feel you can get through anything. But what happens when a prospect, or two, completely upend your life? Will you take a walk on the wild side with the twins, or will the hardships and sorrows of the year succumb you to darkness?

Still Into You by fredweasleyismyman

A Fred Weasley x Reader story. You are in your fifth year at Hogwarts and everything is going great. That is, until your boyfriend of seven months cheats on you. You look to your friends for comfort, finding your best friend of five years, Fred Weasley, to help you the most. But are those... butterflies? With the triwizard tournament and the yule ball coming up, everything is chaotic. Do you really have a huge crush on your best friend? Disclaimer: I do not own any of the harry potter characters

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"𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘣𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘥. 𝘐 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘵, 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘐 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘷𝘦." Elodie Florence and Fred Weasley started out as friends. Really, they had. I mean, if you had seen Fred through his pink mohawk phase, you wouldn't want to fall in love with him either. But as slithering serpents and long-lost fathers reveal themselves within the walls of Hogwarts, so does a newfound affection for her best friend. Every last piece of my heart goes out to those who take the time to read my words. (warning for foul language, violence, alcohol use, and sexual references-not smut) ~started 11/16/20 and finished 3/24/21~ #2 in georgeweasley on 1/29/21 #1 in witchesandwizards on 2/6/21 #1 in theweasleys on 4/13/21 #1 in snapesdaughter on 4/10/21 #2 in friendstolovers on 6/10/21 #1 in pranks on 6/9/21

The Prefect // George Weasley x female Reader [Completed] by AlexJNb

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Friends | 𝐆𝐞𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞 𝐖𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲 by janexxgeorge_weasley

"i like you." he says, finally spitting the words out. i stare up at him, he's sweating from his Quidditch match and his hair is sticking to his skin. i smile, my cheeks turning red. "i think i like you too" i say. - Hallie Gold and George Weasley become close friends in their second year. throughout the years they become closer and closer until George realizes his feelings for Hallie. and soon he is falling for her harder and harder everyday. until one day he can't take it anymore and soon confesses his love for her, and she knows in that moment she feels the exact same way. oc X george - DISCLAIMER - not all characters belong to me credits to J. K. Rowling. #9 fictional characters #16 weasley #15 george #1 georgefabianweasley #48 hufflepuff #17 hogwartswitchcraftandwizardy #80 crush start date: 12/13/2022 end date: 7/17/2024

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And then she fell. Miranda fell right on top of Fred Weasley. He looked up at her directly in the eyes, "I'm sure you wanted to see me and ask you how my summer was but Benny this is a little forward." Miranda rolled her eyes and let out a smirk, feeling bold she dared to look back into his eyes. "Is that a wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Freddie?" Miranda Benson is a 16-year-old Gryffindor starting her 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She starts to fall for the infamous prankster (and not to mention player) Fred Weasley, trying to avoid her feeling proves to be a difficult task when she is all that Freddie wants... {Set in GOF era- Yule Ball and all that greatness} I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS STORY AND I HOPE YOU DO TOO. PLEASE VOTE IF YOU LIKE IT!! All rights to jk rowling except my characters (Miranda, Frankie and Noah) i always support equal RIGHTS! this is a safe space. Rankings: (1) #16yearsold [27.03.2021] (1) #fredweasleylove [11.07.2021]