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You Joke, I Kill. {A Fred Weasley Love Story} (SLOW UPDATES)

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"Because I love you!" Kasidy screamed, "But...I'm too selfish to let the one good thing in my life go!"
"Why?" Fred replied softy. "Your life is crap, you said so yourself, let one good thing stay!"
"Because you'll die!" she said
"Only if you leave me! I love you, Kassandra. every since that day you got landed in the hospatial wing. I want to hold you forever, and never let go!"

Kassandra Lestrange, one of the four best prankesters at Hogwarts, falls in love with her enemy, Fred Weasley, but this years goning to be a lot harder then her exams. She's going to have to pick a side, with her Mother, or the love of her life. It's an epic battle as Kasidy fights for what she thinks is right, and what she belives in.All Rights Reserved

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