Aussie Ninja
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Last published Fri, Jan 14, 2011
Ok. Its not easy being a modern day Australian ninja, everyone expects us to jump on bloody kangaroos all the time and wear funny hats. Well this time, they are wrong. I am an Australian ninja, and I. Can. Be. Awesome.
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