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Padfootismypatronus
Ongoing, Unang na-publish Aug 01, 2015
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funnygeekharrypotterliferandom
This book is basically going to be a collection of things I find. I'm dirty-minded, so you have been warned. Please don't read if you're not comfortable with that kind of stuff. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, so there will be lots relating to Harry Potter. I'm also going to upload pictures and funny memes I find and etc. I don't like Twilight, so there might be some jokes Twihards will find offensive. I just want to warn you before you read. If I do upload pictures, I obviously don't own the pictures or anything. Full copyright for those go to those who first uploaded them. I know this story will probably be suckish, and I'm not looking to get loads and loads of reads, but this is just a collection of things I find or believe and etc. If you're not up for a bit of banter, this book probably won't be for you. I don't know what will be in here, but please remember any insults and etc aren't directed at anyone in particular- I've just found them. If you're easily offended, please don't read because I don't want to offend anyone. Thanks for reading!
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Fears ni cookiewithcaramel
20 parte Kumpleto Mature
Summary: A Series of Oneshots based on Fears. Tomarry / Harrymort One story per Chapter. First chapter has a table of contents! (I decided to put it into one story to avoid spamming!) The stories are not connected to eachother. They are all different plot lines and even in some cases different universes. They simply all have the same base prompt of a different fear. Please leave Critiques and Comments (maybe let me know which ones you liked and which you hated?) These will range to all Ratings. . My rating scale is: General : Can be a bed time story. Teen and Up: Mature themes, but no sex or violence. Mature: Non Graphic Violence and Sex. Explicit: Don't let anyone look at your phone while you read! also i found it in ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/11530692/chapters/26157252
Spirals || Mattheo Riddle ni mrxshxx
66 mga parte Kumpleto Mature
"I was reaching for stars that didn't exist, caught up in the fantasies born of willful hope. I threw myself in the path of fate because I wanted to be swept away." ... We do stupid, stupid things in the name of those we love. We dedicate ourselves to false promises and we hope that in the end, it all turns out alright. I was never the kind of person who jumped into things without thinking about the consequences. I never dreamed of what could come from some silly mistakes. Two new students come for their 6th year at Hogwarts. Neither of them particularly want to be there. What havoc could a witch and a dark wizard bring to the year? As they both become frustratingly curious about each other, things fall in place that might never have occurred if they had just never met. ... So I started this book because I was bored, and now it's kind of my life accomplishment weirdly enough. It's not perfect and definitely not what it started out as but this fic has parts of my heart and soul in it and I'm proud of how far it's come. Contains toxic but also lovable Mattheo Riddle and an emotionally relatable mc. !!!Finished updating but still doing some editing!!! *WARNING* Contains violence, sexual content, swearing, mentions of abuse, death and possibly more. *I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters, Mattheo Riddle belongs to @yasmineamara, I only own my own characters. Happy reading
Nobody Told Me I Was Alone ni Batoruenjeru23
33 parte Kumpleto Mature
This book has allot of sexual scenes, please read full description! Lots of twist and turns .. The dark lord received a prophecy that a young orphan from a nearby village would bring an end to his reign so instead of attempting to kill her , he decided adopt her and raise her as his true heir.. but will the lies ever come out ? or will she become just as vile as her adopted father.. or will the choices she makes along the way bring her to her destiny of destroying his tyranny. She finds love and her true self along the way, this is her story and how she came to be .. *this is the story told from her pov as well as others* Voldemort enters the book in the beginning and in-between, the main characters that will have speaking parts are the inner circle characters in the friend group with many conversations with other characters The other characters in This story are property of Jk Rowling , I do not claim ownership over them or the events that take place in this book that are from her work the Harry Potter books And the timeline between half blood prince and deathly hallows part 1 & 2 The only ownership I have are over my main characters Ophelia , Sicily , Arden , Evan , Jude & Alexander. This is my first ever story , and I'm open to constructive criticism, and feedback to help better myself and my writing.. please comment and vote Psa : if I have any issues with grammar please comment so I can get them fixed, being a full-time mom I wrote some of this in a hurry ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️This book depicts sexual content , and laude acts .. self harm, and bdsm and knife play as well death in some graphic sorts. this isn't for anyone below 18 , and all characters in this book are of consensual age . ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️
Countryhumans Headcanons (and other stuff) ni chroma_tea
39 mga parte Ongoing Mature
My first book! I hardly have any idea what I'm doing I only publish on Wattpad and AO3, if you see this on any other site then it has been stolen The art on the cover is mine! if it's being used anywhere else it is stolen. Content warnings for the book: -Ships (Only like 3 CH ones- maybe more? they're barely mentioned) -Historical topics such as WWI, WW2, and others will be mentioned -Swearing. A fair amount. -Third Roach and other controversial characters/countries -Descriptions of things like injury, or other events may be mentioned -Also may be some crossover headcanons or headcanons from other fandoms but the main focus is Countryhumans Also includes the occasional oneshot Other than that, please enjoy this stupid book with random headcanons!
ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 // 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 ni Champngeproblems13
6 mga parte Ongoing Mature
Hey Hotties!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to my first ever story! I'm so happy to have you here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ‼️⚠️IMPORTANT INFO⚠️‼️ This story will be a collection of oneshots from various different Harry Potter characters such as.... -Harry Potter (obviously he's so hot) -Ron Weasley -Hermione Granger -Fred and George Weasley -All Mauraders -Cedric Diggory (he's hot too😽) -Luna Lovegood -Cho Chang -Draco Malfoy (also him🫣) -Tom Riddle (him too😝) -Mattheo Riddle (This man is SO fucking fine😏) - Theo Nott (This man as well🤭) -Enzo Berkshire (Let's bfr all Slytherin men are fine😋) ⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS STORY WILL INCLUDE SMUT‼️ - Will also include drugs, alcohol, language, mentions of sex, dirty jokes -I will add warnings at the beginning to let you know and have specific emojis in title to tell you -Fun/Friends: 😝 -Fluff: 🤭 -Some sexual acts but not fully: 💋 - Smut: 🌶️ -Also be adding Post War scenarios! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date Started: 12/24/24 Date Finished: ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FEEL FREE TO REQUEST AND ENJOY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -I do not own the Harry Potter universe/characters all rights go to JK Rowling-
Tones of Gray ni ALChabarq
33 parte Ongoing Mature
This is the sequel to my story "A Solid Foundation." Please start there for context. In this world, there is black and white, but how do you navigate the rest that is all tones of gray? Follow the kids as they go to Hogwarts. Find out what happened with The Past, The Present, and The Future. Follow the kids as they go through Hogwarts. Important: -Rated M for child abuse, adult themes & language, violence, etc. -Evil APWBD, some Weasley bashing. -Harmony. -No fanfiction should ever be assumed to be canon. FF is, by its very nature, not canon. If you want canon, re-read the saga. -If you are easily offended and/or have very close-minded opinions on religion, please skip this story. -Don't like, don't read. It really is as simple as clicking away. Disrespectful, abusive, or mean users will be reported and blocked. -I make zero revenue off of this. It is simply a creative outlet. I write as catharsis for the entertainment of strangers. -Many questions you have will likely be answered as you read. I will not answer a question if the response will be a spoiler. For legal purposes: All I own are my plot bunnies and original characters. It's J.K. Rowling's world. I am just having fun with her creation. For some reason, Wattpad doesn't have a copyright option that means just that. No copyright infringement is intended at all. I make no money off of my stories.
Fandom Jokes ni AwesomeAsIndigo
200 parte Kumpleto
What the title says... ...except... DISCLAIMER!!! Views expressed in this book are my own. Nothing is meant offensively. If you don't find it funny, don't read it.
Obsessed ni avengersrecruit
94 mga parte Kumpleto
Seems like everyone is obsessed with Y/N Dixon. It starts off with her friends in the house of Gryffindor, 3rd year. Someone at Hogwarts has been following her every move. Was it her best friend Harry Potter who was slowly falling in love with her, or someone else? Is it romantic.. or terrifying? This story contains a very smart and sarcastic Y/N and a lot of unexpected plot twists. FYI, sue me if you don't laugh because you probably will.. i'm hilarious. I usually respond to the comments directed at me, i'm not a celebrity. TW : Obsession, stalking, and more (included before the part actually starts in the chapter). This story: -movie based -choose your own fits/hairstyles dude i'm not your maid -harry x oc -don't be homophobic or racist against my ships bro -love triangle or more like.. line -don't read if you have a degrading kink LMAO -i'm going to break the fourth wall a lot -friends to lovers -if you rush me to post.. i might just do it -kinda traumatic -some intense sexual interactions but no smut.. sorry THIS DOES NOT JUMP RIGHT INTO STALKING AND OTHER STUFF IT COMES A BUT LATER IN THE STORYTELLING
Multifandom One shots/ imagines ni sweetnermulti
37 parte Kumpleto
Just random imagines/ one shots to a bunch of people. I'll try my best to update as I also have school. Enjoy! Only y/n. {REQUESTS ARE CLOSED} *STORY COMPLETED* {3/10/21-8/12/21} DISCLAIMER: I own no characters and actors used. Cuss words may be used and excuse my terrible grammar, though sometimes I do it on purpose:)
Fandom One Shots ni A_Stressed_Author
86 mga parte Kumpleto
Comment ones you want me to do! I'll do any fandom I know. If I don't know it, I will let you know immediately. Tell me what you think as well! This should be fun. ***I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE FRANCHISES INVOLVED IN THESE STORIES! WHETHER IT'S PERCY JACKSON OR BIG HERO SIX OR WHATEVER ELSE, IT AIN'T MINE SO DON'T SUE ME!***
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Fears cover
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Nobody Told Me I Was Alone cover
Countryhumans Headcanons (and other stuff) cover
ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 // 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤 cover
Tones of Gray cover
Fandom Jokes cover
Obsessed cover
Multifandom One shots/ imagines cover
Fandom One Shots cover

Fears

20 parte Kumpleto Mature

Summary: A Series of Oneshots based on Fears. Tomarry / Harrymort One story per Chapter. First chapter has a table of contents! (I decided to put it into one story to avoid spamming!) The stories are not connected to eachother. They are all different plot lines and even in some cases different universes. They simply all have the same base prompt of a different fear. Please leave Critiques and Comments (maybe let me know which ones you liked and which you hated?) These will range to all Ratings. . My rating scale is: General : Can be a bed time story. Teen and Up: Mature themes, but no sex or violence. Mature: Non Graphic Violence and Sex. Explicit: Don't let anyone look at your phone while you read! also i found it in ao3 https://archiveofourown.org/works/11530692/chapters/26157252

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