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This book is basically going to be a collection of things I find. I'm dirty-minded, so you have been warned. Please don't read if you're not comfortable with that kind of stuff. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, so there will be lots relating to Harry Potter. I'm also going to upload pictures and funny memes I find and etc. I don't like Twilight, so there might be some jokes Twihards will find offensive. I just want to warn you before you read. If I do upload pictures, I obviously don't own the pictures or anything. Full copyright for those go to those who first uploaded them. I know this story will probably be suckish, and I'm not looking to get loads and loads of reads, but this is just a collection of things I find or believe and etc. If you're not up for a bit of banter, this book probably won't be for you. I don't know what will be in here, but please remember any insults and etc aren't directed at anyone in particular- I've just found them. If you're easily offended, please don't read because I don't want to offend anyone. Thanks for reading!All Rights Reserved

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(MATTHEO IS ENDGAME) You are in the 4th year of witchcraft but are starting your first year at Hogwarts, due to being expelled from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic due to a terrifying secret. You are sorted into Slytherin and befriend the overprotective slytherin boys quickly who you instantly connect with, however there is a certain boy in the group who you do not seem to get along with. But what happens when your secret comes out? when you are put into danger by Tom and Mattheo Riddles father, Voldemort? what will happen next? Some quotes from my book so far: "Be careful of that girl, she's changed. There's a fire burning in her eyes and you can see it" "I'll slit your fucking throat with tears rolling down my cheeks." "It was the way she looked at me, like there was something in me worth looking at" "She's got such a good heart, she really does. It's just been broken, a lot." None of the characters in this story are mine, except for jackson Also I am hoping to make a long story, however believe it or not wattpad is not my only life 🫠 but i will try and write as much as possible. also please feel free to request ideas and give advice (nice advice) I have used some scenes from the actual movies but changed them around a bit to involve you and the boys in the story more. There may also be smut scenes and triggering themes such as suicide, self harm, abuse, eating disorder etc. If you get triggered by these themes or do not like smut I will put a warning. 🔞 for smut scenes and 🚨for triggering scenes. Please do not read until you see the warnings again. I hope you enjoy x Thank youuu ❤️😘

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Multifandom One shots/ imagines by sweetnermulti

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