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This book is basically going to be a collection of things I find. I'm dirty-minded, so you have been warned. Please don't read if you're not comfortable with that kind of stuff. I am a huge Harry Potter fan, so there will be lots relating to Harry Potter. I'm also going to upload pictures and funny memes I find and etc. I don't like Twilight, so there might be some jokes Twihards will find offensive. I just want to warn you before you read. If I do upload pictures, I obviously don't own the pictures or anything. Full copyright for those go to those who first uploaded them. I know this story will probably be suckish, and I'm not looking to get loads and loads of reads, but this is just a collection of things I find or believe and etc. If you're not up for a bit of banter, this book probably won't be for you. I don't know what will be in here, but please remember any insults and etc aren't directed at anyone in particular- I've just found them. If you're easily offended, please don't read because I don't want to offend anyone. Thanks for reading!
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What the title says... ...except... DISCLAIMER!!! Views expressed in this book are my own. Nothing is meant offensively. If you don't find it funny, don't read it.Complete
Blood is falling | Slytherin boys
(MATTHEO IS ENDGAME) You are in the 4th year of witchcraft but are starting your first year at Hogwarts, due to being expelled from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic due to a terrifying secret. You are sorted into Slytherin and befriend the overprotective slytherin boys quickly who you instantly connect with, however there is a certain boy in the group who you do not seem to get along with. But what happens when your secret comes out? when you are put into danger by Tom and Mattheo Riddles father, Voldemort? what will happen next? Some quotes from my book so far: "Be careful of that girl, she's changed. There's a fire burning in her eyes and you can see it" "I'll slit your fucking throat with tears rolling down my cheeks." "It was the way she looked at me, like there was something in me worth looking at" "She's got such a good heart, she really does. It's just been broken, a lot." None of the characters in this story are mine, except for jackson Also I am hoping to make a long story, however believe it or not wattpad is not my only life 🫠 but i will try and write as much as possible. also please feel free to request ideas and give advice (nice advice) I have used some scenes from the actual movies but changed them around a bit to involve you and the boys in the story more. There may also be smut scenes and triggering themes such as suicide, self harm, abuse, eating disorder etc. If you get triggered by these themes or do not like smut I will put a warning. 🔞 for smut scenes and 🚨for triggering scenes. Please do not read until you see the warnings again. I hope you enjoy x Thank youuu ❤️😘
One Direction Are WEREWOLVES!!! (WATTYS2017)
AN~ Hey so this is my first book so please don't get mad at me if you had this idea or If I have some miss~spelled words please enjoy, vote, comment,and read. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hello my name is Jessica Brown and I'm a werewolf.I always wanted to be a werewolf because of my favorite movies The Twilight Saga but I never knew it would come true. I have to tell you being a giant wolf has its greatness's and its weaknesses. For one I get to shift into a giant wolf, but the thing is that everyone (well almost everyone) has a mate. The only people that doesn't have a mate is me and my bff's, Jordan and John. Even though I'm a werewolf doesn't mean I don't like things regular girls like. There is only one thing that I like and its One Direction. I'm just a small fan there are only two things I like about them and three things why I cant hook up with one of them. First the likes are that they are drop dead sexy especially harry and I love there songs. The disadvantages is that Harry is drop dead sexy and well I'm just sexy no drop dead thing and he is famous but the most important thing is that he is a player so that why. ( A.N. I'm probably boring you guys so just read the book enjoy it, vote, comment and , read. Also have fun bye now.) Copyright goes too me. Everyone except One Direction(since they are real) is my plot, my story. Do not copyComplete
ℍ𝕒𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕏 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 // 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕤
Hey Hotties!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Welcome to my first ever story! I'm so happy to have you here! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ‼️⚠️IMPORTANT INFO⚠️‼️ This story will be a collection of oneshots from various different Harry Potter characters such as.... -Harry Potter (obviously he's so hot) -Ron Weasley -Hermione Granger -Fred and George Weasley -All Mauraders -Cedric Diggory (he's hot too😽) -Luna Lovegood -Cho Chang -Draco Malfoy (also him🫣) -Tom Riddle (him too😝) -Mattheo Riddle (This man is SO fucking fine😏) - Theo Nott (This man as well🤭) -Enzo Berkshire (Let's bfr all Slytherin men are fine😋) ⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS STORY WILL INCLUDE SMUT‼️ - Will also include drugs, alcohol, language, mentions of sex, dirty jokes -I will add warnings at the beginning to let you know and have specific emojis in title to tell you -Fun/Friends: 😝 -Fluff: 🤭 -Some sexual acts but not fully: 💋 - Smut: 🌶️ -Also be adding Post War scenarios! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Date Started: 12/24/24 Date Finished: ?? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FEEL FREE TO REQUEST AND ENJOY!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ -I do not own the Harry Potter universe/characters all rights go to JK Rowling-
In the Name of Love (Mattheo Riddle x Reader)
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Fandom One Shots
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