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Comebacks/Insults

thatgirlmelissa

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Bab 23
Durasi <5 mins

Membaca 1,802
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Bab 23
Durasi <5 mins

thatgirlmelissa

comebacks funny insults random sassy

Do you hate someone? Just kidding, I know you do!This book will sasitfy all of your needs to teach that ignorant, little F#%* that they are NOT *snaps fingers in a "z" formation* all that in a bag of chips.

This book contains random, humorous, and creative comebacks. This book does have some foul/explicit language so read with caution. These comebacks/insults were the best I could find so I hope you enjoy reading this book!Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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