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Meet The Suckers

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Picture this: You're walking in the middle of the night carrying napkins because it's your time of the month when a hot guy suddenly offers you a hundred bucks for your used napkin. What are you going to do?

Started: December 18, 2015
Re-started: April 26, 2016
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Highest Rank: Vampire #34
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The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed) by Living_Life_Forever

Have you ever wished to spend your days sitting in the sun? Not having to care about anyone or anything? Never having to worry about make-up, boys, clothes, money, or family? Well then I, Rachel Robby, can relate. I fact, I wished the very same thing upon a shooting star. Well, I thought it was a shooting star, but it could have been an airplane. Or maybe, if you believe in aliens, you would have thought of it to be a UFO. Anyways, my wish came true. So here I am, stuck in my cat Dexter's body, when I'm actually supposed to be sipping on a margarita on a white sandy beach in Maui for my yearly vacation. Either way, I still get relax and I'm even starting to enjoy my life. That is, until I find out that I'm not the only person-gone-animal. So for now, I'm trying to find a way to get not only myself, but also my new companion, back into human form before the cat drags in something even worse.

Are You Sh!tting Me (Modern Cliches, #3) by AMLKoski

Book three of the Modern Cliche Series ~~~~~~~~~~~ Sup, my name is Sammi Catherine Knapper. I am your permanently exhausted, introverted twenty-five year old. The only thing I am above average in is the fact I can pull all nighters and still get to work in the morning. Yes, I have the super human power called being a night owl who has insomnia. It's incurable, believe me, I've tried. So with that permanently exhausted exterior, I have absolutely no fucking clue how to explain or account for the fact I had a vampire crawl into my bedroom at night trying to figure out how the whole blood sucking thing worked. Yes, I some how managed to have a baby vamp attempt to test his new vampiric nature on me. Thankfully, Jake (surfer dude turned bloodsucker), was just as confused as I was by his vampire abilities, drinking blood to survive aside, and we set upon a mission to figure out just what being a vampire meant and what he needed to do as well as track down his one night stand vampire daddy to give him hell. Teaching a vampire how to be a vampire, meeting a sibling group of baby vampires, starting a night time inventory business, as well as being kidnapped by an alcoholic vamp daddy, all I can say is: Are you shitting me?

The Satan's Eve (Completed)✔ NOT EDITED by Sheewrites_4fun

HIGHEST RANKING-1st in wedding! {23/05/18} & 1st in Laugh! {11/08/18} 13th in Romance! {03/12/18} Sequel to Mr Hulk's Jelly Bunny->Can be read as a stand alone book. Evelina/Velina Storm is a 22 year old half human-half vampire girl who works as a Manager at a restaurant despite the fact that her family is wealthy. You can say that she is the good type of girl but once you hit a bad nerve then well...goodluck. One thing she always keeps in mind is to never show her weaknesses no matter how the situation is. Adam Vernom is a 28 year old Vampire who is also a Ceo of the Vernom Company Ltd. He is the type of guy who you never want to mess with. Of all the things he hates, there is only one which he despises the most which is mates. Adam does not believe in mates, he thinks that they only exist just to destroy lives. What will happen when these two meet? What will happen when Adam know that Velina is his mate? Will Velina resist his seducing ability? Will Adam hate her? After all she is his mate... -------- He yanked me closer to him till our breaths became one and our tips of our noses touched. My eyes bulged like freaking saucers and were staring at his hot ones. "Satan huh? Then Let me show you how he is like." In one swift movement he crashed his plum lips onto mine. I wanted to push him away but could not. I felt my knees buckled and my stomach churned. There was a strange sensation which was restraining me from pushing him away. He plunged his moist tongue inside my mouth exploring every inch of it. My heart was racing and my breaths were hot. I could not help but move in sync with his pace. It was as if it was a magnet pulling me more and more to him. ------- P.s : Please do not copy or take my ideas as they are purely original and my imaginations. Thank you. ♡Also! If you enjoyed this story don't hesitate to share it with your friends! ;)

YAS. by Godsofpercyjackson

BOOK TWO. This the sequel you have been waiting for my wattpadians that have read my story before this WHAT. This is the sequel man. Are you not squealing? Really? Okay. Fine. Be that way. Funny stories about me and my friends, my family and embarrassing moments that have made me feel emotions. Please read the first book. Vote, comment, laugh, cry, make a reading list dedicated to this story. Read on readers.

His Victoria by applepiexpancakes

⚠️ Cringe Warning ⚠️ my story is literally a joke don't say i didn't warn you 💀 . . . Victoria Kalie Maurice, despite having a terrible truth about herself, she just lives her life to the fullest as if nothing is absolutely wrong. She just can't let the thing that ruins her steals her life away. No. She wants to be that carefree 18-year-old, just like her other peers. Lucas Carter William is a 21-year-old dude who has never fell in love before, not when there is no woman who actually deserves it. His past has made his trust towards women sank. But what happened when he bumped into a woman at his cousin's birthday party? Not just any woman, but a woman with eyes full of hidden secrets? Well, he started to fall for her of course. Not caring about his past, he let himself got wrapped around her little fingers. <•> "What are you afraid of?" The silence is killing me as I waited for her to answer. She is just staring down at the floor, not once has she glanced up to me, making my heart breaks a little more. Finally she looked at me, making me almost sigh in relief. But what she said next made me feel as if I'm the most useless person in the whole wide world ever. "Me. I'm afraid of myself." <•> <•> <•> most impressive rankings : #1 in tragedy #1 in jealous #2 in overprotective #2 in romance #3 in love #3 in possessive [Previously named as My Friend's Boyfriend's Cousin] Read at your own risk :) (UNEDITED)

Taming Cameron (COMPLETE) by Juette_Curtina

Meet Cameron Crawford: She smokes and considers sex a sport. She doesn't have sex with one man twice, but she engages in sexual activities more than twice a week. Meet Nathaniel Caine: He is Cameron's boss, and is disgusted by her promiscuity, but what can he do? The woman is good at her 'job'. Nathaniel later wants someone to pose as his fiancée for his family reunion and his only option is Cameron. A week can be a long time for a woman like Cameron to go without sex or her cigarette, but will she be tamed by Nathaniel? "NO sex with any of my family members, and if you ruin the plan, you won't get paid." Nate smiled wickedly. Cameron cocked a brow and smiled "What about sex with you?". Find out more in "Taming Cameron Highest rank: #17 in short story!

Unforgettable Short Stories by Thewritestuff651

Hello, fellow readers!! Here is a new short story collection, to kick off the month of September! Join me, my friends, and fictional characters as we embark on a rollercoaster of adventures, in the fictional world! New characters will be coming!!! The adventures will be ones to remember, be they in school, restaurants, parks, on the road, at home, and anywhere else, imaginable! So, sit back, and enjoy some stories, that will truly be unforgettable!! :) Beautiful cover done by my bestie @SkittishReflections! :)

The Cupcake Theory by theforgottonone

HIGHEST RANK #27 IN HUMOR *** Life is full of lessons that we need to remember, for Mackenzie (also known as Mace or that girl that always falls over) life seems like a boring routine. Her love life is as lifeless as a corpse With her best friend happily in love with his sweet girlfriend, her nonexistent bad boy is more like an obnoxious jerk rather than a rebel and the golden boy has friend zoned her to many times (82 and counting) Throw in stupid revenge plots, a love triangle that makes no sense, beneficial food fights and midnight Kmart rampages, you are left which a couple theory's to question if you really know what life is about. But first, you have to make a mistake ..it all started with a cupcake @@ Did you really take 16 cupcakes from the shop yesterday? " "Maybe.. "I look to see them staring at me in disbelief "Do you really need 16 cupcakes?" Their eyes flicker between the box of cupcakes and me who has half of one stuffed in my mouth. Hastily I swallow "Okay, to be fair she was going to throw all 24 beautiful delicious cupcakes in the bin. It's a waste and a criminal offence to chuck out something so tasty. So I just happened to volunteer to take them home... without anyone knowing..." I lick some of the buttercreams that had fallen onto my hand. "I believe that's called stealing," a voice says from behind me. WARNING lots of cheesy jokes, embarrassing moments and food

The Babysitters by shhhhhhreya

A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY #1 IN HUMOR "SATAN!" Gabby grinned, out of the blue. "Dude, why on earth will you find us a ship name? That too SATAN?" I complained, while Jenny slapped her forehead. * Rebellious, fierce, and outspoken. Samantha Harris is everything you could ask for in a girl. There is nothing stereotypical about her. First benches are not her thing, the last time she topped her exams was years back in her dreams, and she is definitely not a queen-bee. Outcast is what describes her the best. Warning : Do not cuss in front of her. She hates it with a passion. Now meet Trystan Ryder. Suave, charming, narcissistic, flirty - he is everything Samantha hates in a boy. Social rader begins with him. With a smile that can kill a million, he exactly knows how to win hearts. Warning : He cusses a lot. Have you ever wondered what will happen if you are interlocked with a person you just cannot tolerate to do a job? And not just any job, but a babysitting one, to be specific? A lot of chaos, right? That's what happens when Samantha and Trystan are compiled to babysit a three month old. Spending four hours together they do a lot of things - almost burn the owners kitchen, stalk his girlfriends, and lose the baby in WalMart. Wait? Did you expect something more romantic? Well, there is a reason their ship name is SATAN.

More Than Friends by Sweetd1997

Meet Layla, a 20 year old Caribbean girl. She lives in a beautiful island called Puerto Rico. She's fun, carefree, simple, loves to dance, and is always with a smile. Her life consists on going to college, hanging out with her friends Angie and Jamie, or with her family, and working on a small, fancy, and cozy bakery that she loves. Her life seems to be just fine until someone unexpected appear in her life. Then meet Dylan Mitchell, a 21 year old American guy, whose family just moved to live in Puerto Rico. He's new in the university and seems to be a cocky and a little egocentric person. Nothing in common with the simple and humble Layla, right? But what happens when Layla gets to know the real Dylan when he's out of campus? They seemed to have more things in common than what they expected. In short time, they became great friends, but will they be more than that? Does Dylan will let her be a part of his life? You'll have to read more to know! This is my first story so feel free to read, vote and comment! I'm from Puerto Rico, making Spanish my first language. Therefore, there might be some grammar errors! But I hope you enjoy it anyways! Have fun guys! Tropical kisses from Puerto Rico! Finished: December 28, 2016 By: Sweetd1997

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The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed) cover

Are You Sh!tting Me (Modern Cliches, #3) cover

The Satan's Eve (Completed)✔ NOT EDITED cover

His Victoria cover

Taming Cameron (COMPLETE) cover

Unforgettable Short Stories cover

The Cupcake Theory cover

The Babysitters cover

More Than Friends cover

The Day I Turned Into a Cat (Completed)

Have you ever wished to spend your days sitting in the sun? Not having to care about anyone or anything? Never having to worry about make-up, boys, clothes, money, or family? Well then I, Rachel Robby, can relate. I fact, I wished the very same thing upon a shooting star. Well, I thought it was a shooting star, but it could have been an airplane. Or maybe, if you believe in aliens, you would have thought of it to be a UFO. Anyways, my wish came true. So here I am, stuck in my cat Dexter's body, when I'm actually supposed to be sipping on a margarita on a white sandy beach in Maui for my yearly vacation. Either way, I still get relax and I'm even starting to enjoy my life. That is, until I find out that I'm not the only person-gone-animal. So for now, I'm trying to find a way to get not only myself, but also my new companion, back into human form before the cat drags in something even worse.