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Picture this: You're walking in the middle of the night carrying napkins because it's your time of the month when a hot guy suddenly offers you a hundred bucks for your used napkin. What are you going to do?

Started: December 18, 2015
Re-started: April 26, 2016
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Highest Rank: Vampire #34
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To Kiss A 𝙹𝙴𝚁𝙺𝚆𝙰𝙳 [Werewolf/ Vampire Romance] by Hoefinity

A Jerkwad doesn't do anything but get on your nerves. They don't stop glaring. They don't smile if it's not mocking. They don't do anything but look hot and act like their name. That's why it's a sin To Kiss a JERKWAD. ××× TRISTAN PAYNE is a slut. There, I said it. This boy knew he looked good and he wanted you to know that he knows that you know how good he looks. It's not like I was paying close attention to him or anything, but I see him every single morning when he leaves at 6 AM to go for a jog in the woods. The path he takes into the trees went right through the garden which my bedroom was fortunate enough to overlook and the best part was, Tristan Payne always jogged shirtless. Actually, he did everything shirtless. Because he's a total slut. Around breakfast was the time he usually got done showering and he'd only have a towel draped over his dark hair and his shorts would hang off his hips in that way, drawing my gaze to his V line and it would take all my willpower to not drool right into my Cocoa puffs. Maybe I would've been less affected if I'd grown up with him and watched him go through that awkward stage of puberty where boys started looking like orangutans because their hands and arms were growing faster than their bodies, or maybe even the stage where their voices would go up and down in pitch like Mariah Carey's 2014 Rockerfeller performance. But suddenly gaining a stepbrother who looked like a mix of Andy Black and Jake Sully's Avatar was not good for my whoremones at all. I don't know when I started hearing the call of the loins, I don't know when I even started listening, but good God, I'd been enlightened and now that my eyes had been forced open, there wasn't a single doubt- I liked what I was seeing. ××× [⚠️ SMUT WARNING⚠️] MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKINGS : #1In ADHD #1 In BWWM #1 In Comedy #1 In Omega #1 In Funny #1 In Main Character #1 In Comedy Romance #1 Werewolf Romance #2 In Funniest #3 In Humor #5 In

Perfect Fate ✔ by fanoshkaflippo

Wattpad Creator! Happy and proud. HIM: Staying the night? Not my thing. Hearts and flowers? Boring. Falling in love? Not anytime soon. Settling down? Off the table. Getting married? You're kidding me, right? That was me before the night we first met. Because, well, meeting a hot chick that made me hard just by looking at her was definitely not in my plans when I sneaked out of a woman's apartment after what was already a long night. Taking her home and getting her a chocolate cake, though, was kind of intentional. But falling for her? Boy, that was pretty much inevitable. HER: He came out of nowhere, literally. I was there, sitting on that bench, barefoot and crying and just getting my heart broken in peace and silence. Then he appeared, all mad and furious and sexy and tall and just drool-worthy! And just like that, despite my poor attempts of escaping him, he had me wrapped in his world. A crazy yet heart-fluttering world, that I have absolutely no intentions of leaving anytime soon. ------- Character development is a main theme in this book. It shows you how they both work on changing for the better, while trying to overcome the obstacles in their relationship and fight for each other till the end. ** Warning!! Some chapters contain sexual scenes, but there's always a warning at the head of the chapter. Do not read them if you're under 18.** * Also, please beware that this story contains a lot of swearing. Read at your own risk. * **I don't own any photos used in this book. All are found on the internet for public use.** Highest Rankings: Sexy - #1 Love - #1 General Fiction - #41 Romance - #46 ------ ** Copyright © 2014 by Fanoshka Flippo (Farah Fekry). All rights reserved. No part of this document may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior written permission of Fanoshka Flippo / Farah Fekry. **

Are You Sh!tting Me (Modern Cliches, #3) by AMLKoski

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To Kiss A 𝙹𝙴𝚁𝙺𝚆𝙰𝙳 [Werewolf/ Vampire Romance]

A Jerkwad doesn't do anything but get on your nerves. They don't stop glaring. They don't smile if it's not mocking. They don't do anything but look hot and act like their name. That's why it's a sin To Kiss a JERKWAD. ××× TRISTAN PAYNE is a slut. There, I said it. This boy knew he looked good and he wanted you to know that he knows that you know how good he looks. It's not like I was paying close attention to him or anything, but I see him every single morning when he leaves at 6 AM to go for a jog in the woods. The path he takes into the trees went right through the garden which my bedroom was fortunate enough to overlook and the best part was, Tristan Payne always jogged shirtless. Actually, he did everything shirtless. Because he's a total slut. Around breakfast was the time he usually got done showering and he'd only have a towel draped over his dark hair and his shorts would hang off his hips in that way, drawing my gaze to his V line and it would take all my willpower to not drool right into my Cocoa puffs. Maybe I would've been less affected if I'd grown up with him and watched him go through that awkward stage of puberty where boys started looking like orangutans because their hands and arms were growing faster than their bodies, or maybe even the stage where their voices would go up and down in pitch like Mariah Carey's 2014 Rockerfeller performance. But suddenly gaining a stepbrother who looked like a mix of Andy Black and Jake Sully's Avatar was not good for my whoremones at all. I don't know when I started hearing the call of the loins, I don't know when I even started listening, but good God, I'd been enlightened and now that my eyes had been forced open, there wasn't a single doubt- I liked what I was seeing. ××× [⚠️ SMUT WARNING⚠️] MOST IMPRESSIVE RANKINGS : #1In ADHD #1 In BWWM #1 In Comedy #1 In Omega #1 In Funny #1 In Main Character #1 In Comedy Romance #1 Werewolf Romance #2 In Funniest #3 In Humor #5 In