Veronica The Velociraptor

I woke to see her Beautiful sleeping face, I kissed her snout and whispered in her ear. "good morning Veronica, I Love you sweetheart but its time to wake up" She then proceeded to screech like a dying animal. I chuckled and got out of bed and walked into the kitchen and made a cup of coffee and then head back to the bedroom. I chuckled to myself as i saw her eating the stuffing of the pillow. "Ohhhhh veronica, you silly gal lets go make you some breakfast" She screeched at me. and bolted past me and into the kitchen where she proceeded to use her snout to open the fridge and started to tearing into a frozen turkey. I thought to my self when i first met my beautiful wife.

*flash Back* It was just another day in the park when i saw this beautiful creature in front of me. I knew i had to have her. I went over to the bushes and picked her a flower and walked over to her as she was tearing into a dog eating its flesh from the bone. "she was so beautiful, i thought to my self" i tried handing her the flower but she didnt even pay attention to me.