The Tolkien Omissions

John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, born on 3rd January, 1892, and died 2nd September, 1973, at the grand age of 81.
On the 29th of July, The Lord of the Rings was published.
Sadly, in all his greatness, JRR Tolkien did exclude a couple of the adventures in his book; the ones not fit for viewing in the fifties.
2015, however, is a new age. These omitted stories are now here and alive.
Read on, hobbits!

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The Tolkien Omissions is a collection of LOTR oneshots.
They will be in the order of:
Happy, Sad, Ship.
Please don't insult the extra lore I've added (rainbows), I thinks it's cute and hobbit like to there.
Warning, includes: Shipping, Gay ships, Violence, Implications of Rape and Abuse, Feels, Crossovers.

###NOT FOR TOLKIEN PURISTS###