Hello
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Last published Sun, Sep 11, 2016
Hello.
I am a potato.
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Meet Jerry Falwell.
He is a potato but one unlike many others.
He is to be harvested and eaten but instead of accepting that fate he plans to escape.
However, things don't go according to plan and soon, he finds himself leading a group of potatoes into war against humanity. Okay maybe not war, more like revenge. Or maybe just pay-back? Is that the same thing?
Well either way, Jerry must face a long, hard journey to freedom while making life changing decisions at every turn.
Watch as Jerry evolves from a once youthful looking, sarcastic, anti-social potato into an older looking, more sarcastic, kinda-social potato.
I assure you, it will be majestic.
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If you're like me, you're tired-tired of being told you're ordinary, tired of doing the same thing that everyone else is doing, tired of the countless books, movies, and stories that imprint the idea that only The Chosen One can change the world while the rest of us are forced to watch from the sidelines. If you're like me, then you're also not The Chosen One. But wouldn't you like to be? If you were given the chance to be The Chosen One, wouldn't you take it? What if you knew it was a stone-cold lie? My journey unfolds on a secret island located somewhere between the end of the road and the middle of nowhere. Upon arrival, the inhabitants believed I was Gabriel-the prophet of the prophecy destined to save the island of Concordia from an extinction-level civil war. There's just one problem: I am not Gabriel. But that didn't stop me from stealing the mantle of The Chosen One for myself, unprepared for the consequences this lie would unfold and ill-equipped for what being The Chosen One really means. What followed was an epic clash of culture, values, and heart as each of the five divided Kingdoms of Concordia tried to convince me that their way of life was best. Can I fool them and fulfill the prophecy of Gabriel, or will my lie ignite the greatest war in the island's history.
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