Hello
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  • Reads 265
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  • Parts 6
  • Time 16m
Ongoing, First published Aug 03, 2015
Hello.
I am a potato.
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Meet Jerry Falwell.
He is a potato but one unlike many others.
He is to be harvested and eaten but instead of accepting that fate he plans to escape.

However, things don't go according to plan and soon, he finds himself leading a group of potatoes into war against humanity. Okay maybe not war, more like revenge. Or maybe just pay-back? Is that the same thing?
Well either way, Jerry must face a long, hard journey to freedom while making life changing decisions at every turn.

Watch as Jerry evolves from a once youthful looking, sarcastic, anti-social potato into an older looking, more sarcastic, kinda-social potato.

I assure you, it will be majestic.
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