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Jokes, Comebacks and Insults

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Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book.
This book has a bunch of: 
Jokes 
Insults 
Comebacks 
Pick Up Lines
Racist Jokes
Sometimes theory's 

Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be offensive to some people so if you are easily butt hurt I don't suggest you read this.

Mostly insults and comebacks. Post are published daily, if not means I'm busy or to lazy to writeAll Rights Reserved

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Transmigrated as the ill 2nd Prince (BL)

Kenta Bernard, a seventeen-year-old, died of leukemia in the hospital and was transmigrated in a novel that he has yet to finish. He is the ill second prince, who should have died by now. However, the God of Light bestowed upon him a light magic that enabled him to survive and begin a new, happier life.