Jokes, Comebacks and Insults
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Have you ever been in a insulting fight with someone, but you end up not having a insult to use or a comeback to use? Well, you'll need to read this book.
This book has a bunch of:
Jokes
Insults
Comebacks
Pick Up Lines
Racist Jokes
Sometimes theory's
Warning: some of these jokes, insults, and comebacks may be offensive to some people so if you are easily butt hurt I don't suggest you read this.
Mostly insults and comebacks. Post are published daily, if not means I'm busy or to lazy to write
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