Share A Coke With Levi! (Ereri/Riren Fanfic!)

With Levi.
With. Levi.
There was no one in the world named Levi!
Granted, his name wasn't very common either, but still...
Where was he gonna find a Levi?
Wait.
Wait just a burger-flipping second.
"Hanji? Did you say you know someone named Levi?"
"Yup! Levi Ackerman! Look, I have a picture of him on my phone!"
Woah. He looks cool.
"Didn't you say he's a clean freak?"
"Wouldn't let a speck of dirt in his house if you paid him,"
Hmm. Interesting.
"Does he... like Coke?"
"Eren! I'm not friends with druggies! Not too many anyways,"
"No, I meant, Coca-Cola,"
"Oh. Um, no. He's all gross with gym workouts and healthy protein bars,"
Shit.
It's okay- six months till it expires, right?
***
This is a lot harder than I thought.
Levi Ackerman is a challenge.
Three months...
Two months...
One month...
Crap. It might as well say Share a Coke With Who You Just Fell in Love With.