rachel is a lonely emo who has no friends and needs to learn to lys. she meets a fuckboy named troy who's dick is shorter than his quiff and falls in love even though his personality resembles a limp penis. will troy teach her to lys, or will she get hit by fob's tour bus like the writer wants her to? find out in this thrilling story! ALSO IF YOU HATE THIS STORY KYS METRO IN THIS BITCH