I am the Beast of Deceit, and I have been around for... erm, I don't know how long, but that doesn't change anything! Hell has been the best thing to ever happen to me, and those people I call parents are now nothing more than puppets attached to my various strings. I got two kids... I got a beautiful wife... And everything is nifty. You want to know more? HA! Well why didn't you ask dear reader?
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