The New Girl Handbook

The title pretty much says it all, but if you need some kind of clarity on it all then I'll give it to you.
Yes, that's how nice I am. Remember that when it's Christmas time, okay?
Anyway, this story is basically about my experiences of being the new kid.
Okay. Let me tell you this now - it sucks being new.
It sucks more than a baby when it's trying to find some milk.
So sorry for that graphic visual, but still. It's terrible. So bad that I would rather live with a host family than move again.
Kidding!
Mostly....
But I do have to move again, and surely I have to share all of my tip, tricks, and experiences with my fellow New Girls, am I right?
Trust me, I am.
So follow me into this book full of my life, tips, and tricks of being a new girl. Embarrassing? Yes. Weird? Yes. Useful information?
Uh...
Yes.
Don't take my word for it, see it yourself!
**Don't be a silent reader. You could always vote.**