How to Make Corpse Party NOT Scary

Corpse Party is most likely one of the most popular horror RPG games known to the anime world. It also has its own anime series, along with (of course) a manga series. All three pieces of literature may be diverse in many ways, but all together they're pretty graphic when it comes to the deaths of our favorite (or least favorite) characters.

Well, I'm here to change that: In this book, I'll be taking all of the characters (both dead and/or alive) and creating scenarios that will for sure make you forget all about those deaths. Or make you regret ever choosing to read this book. Well, either way, hopefully I make you laugh.

Warning: This story contains a large variety of profanity, sexual references, sensitive topics, and dark humor (at times). If you do not enjoy sitting through these horrible jokes, do NOT read this book. You have been warned.