LOL JOKES!!!
DiamondDolphins
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  • Reads 35,569
  • Votes 2,032
  • Parts 200
  • Time 53m
DiamondDolphins
Complete, First published Aug 04, 2015
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If you want to read this book you have to hold your ribcage and laugh at each chapter like a manic. 

These jokes are what I found on the website or told by my fantastic friends. I did not copy any jokes from anybody so DO NOT PROTEST!!!!!!!
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