In a land far, far away there lived a green ogre - but not just an ordinary ogre. His name is Shrek, and his partner - Lord Farquaad - has impregnated him. Shrek is devastated, and enrolls Obama as his godfather. Will Shrek and Lord Farquaad be able to rescue their relationship? Or will Shrek kick Lord Farquaad out of his swamp - once and for all?