The Self Proclaimed Book.

School is starting soon. Anxiety levels are sky high.
The boy I like just point blank rejected me even though my seducing game was hella strong.
That feeling when you know you’re such a disappointment to society you have to resort to writing your own rant book that has an epic fail of a cover and a suckish bio.

'How you see yourself is how others see you.' - So my logic is that if I think and see myself as the Queen B they will all see me as guess what?! THE FREAKIN' QUEEN B YO.

You, yes you! Stop judging this well awesome book by its cover, I know its lame, SUE ME! It's a working progress.

Sophia is just an average girl who has an immense obsession with cookies and anything to do with food in general. Follow her journey as she struggles to keep up with school and coping with ‘the one’ who doesn’t even have the slightest interest in her.

This isn’t your basic cliché story, this is the real world.

That feeling when you see a really nice looking batch of cookies your mother dearest just made for you placed on the table with no one around it. So instinctively, you go to get your phone so you can Snapchat it and then all of a sudden it's been devoured by your extremely annoying big sister who thinks she’s Queen B? Yeah, that happens on a daily basis. You'd expect me to have learnt by lesson by now…

Tip; expect the unexpected.

Crickey! I'm feeling really ghetto right now! #YOLO

You know when you don't know what you’re saying but you say a whole load of crap anyway? Yep, that's me right now.

*meow*