Judy and Sir Mcfry

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a brave young woman sits at a long table eating cheese cake with a famous general, Sir Mcfry. they discuss the war. ((btw this is a joke. me and my friend were being stupid so he came up with this! ))All Rights Reserved

cheesecake joke lol stupid war

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the war
Sat, Aug 15, 2015

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the war
Sat, Aug 15, 2015

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