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The Most Ridiculous Poems... Probably Ever

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In a nutshell, the title says it all. These are ridiculous poems that I made up and decided to post... Probably just to annoy people, especially Pickle!!!All Rights Reserved

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Phil Lester Imagines by winteringlive

The imagines about Phil and you that I found on Tumblr. Credits to the owners.

Angel Wings by jazziscat

"She's too good for this." I constantly tell myself. She deserves the best, but I can't give it to her. If only I could show her how much she meant to me. If only she knew how much I love her. If only I wouldn't lose my wings. (Warning does include self harm)

Stop, Your Silence is Killing Me! by peacefulrock

My first collection of poetry, containing deep poems about Suicide, Depression, Love, Hate, Despair, Bullying. And just about any topic you'd like. -Completed- ©Peacefulrock2014

Stale Words by Norscality

𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 is an ongoing book and collection of poems and sonnets made by me, inspired by my thoughts, dreams, and personal experiences. As someone who lives with depression and anxiety, a lot of my thoughts are bound to not be very pleasant. But hey, some of them are quite philosophical and positive. But that's rare. Join me on my journey through sadness, happiness, curiosity, mystery, and so much more. I was inspired to make a collection of my poems, and I decided to just do it. Also, you should know that I will try to crack jokes or be funny in my serious poems. It's just how I am. Another thing, I do enjoy making things rhyme. Btw, some poems are going to be much better than others. My brain just works strangely. I also really hope my writing doesn't offend anyone. If it does, I do deeply apologize. I'm mainly just doing this all for myself. Just wanna get all my words saved somewhere. If my humor or anything else offends you, I am deeply sorry for that. Sometimes I just have no clue what I'm saying. I just type what's in my mind. Ps, this is not a cry for help. I'm doing fine, but I have dark thoughts. I can't help it. And to the person who a lot of these poems are based on, I am genuinely sorry. I never wish to write this type of stuff about anyone. This is just how I'm dealing with the pain you caused me. I know you'll never see this, but still. I hate being so hateful. That was always your thing.

My Personal Deity by explicitemotions

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The ups and downs of being Sapphie by KaleidoscopeThePen

This is a collection of different poems that I wrote, some are about me and some are inspired by other people, life and things. There is no one genre for them and some were written when I was quite young. Vote, comment and share, I love to hear from yal. Enjoy!!!

wilting roses by SicklySweet708

Another collection of (bad) poems. *tw: mentions of sexual assault, drug use, drinking, suicidal ideation and self harm* -a collection of poems that document my experiences with my mental health throughout high school. a warning: i had a few undiagnosed mental disorders (including anxiety and depression, among other things) and was also experiencing narcissistic abuse. so a lot of this is both depressing and disturbing. reader discretion is advised. i would also like to point out that this is only my side of the story. many of the people I spoke about were dealing with their own mental health issues and deserve at least a little less judgement (except for my abusers bc fuck them <3). anyways, enjoy. if you can lol- started: November 2019 finished: May 2023

i like to burn things by alexsscholz

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Only you. by I-REFUSE-TO-EXIST

-ʀᴀᴍʙʟɪɴɢꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴀ ʟᴜɴᴀᴛɪᴄ. //POETRY.

Sad Poems by PastelPunk-

a variety of losses, regrets, and depression wrapped into a mess of a poem book started: 04.29.15 completed: 06.24.19 a book that has existed almost as long as I have on here. thank you for giving my story a chance (my apologies if some are really cringe or triggering)

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Phil Lester Imagines

The imagines about Phil and you that I found on Tumblr. Credits to the owners.