The Ultimate Joke And Comeback Book
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Last published Fri, Jan 22, 2016
100s of hilarious things that will make your sides hurt! It is certain to brighten up your day.
Read these sassy comebacks that pack a punch.
WARNING: may make you to burst out laughing at 4am and maybe even cause you to pee yourself!
This book is packed full of jokes, quotes, insults, truths, comebacks and much MUCH more.....
This is a compilation of stuff found on the internet.
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