Robert's Random Rants
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All right guys, this isn't a story. It's about me ranting about things that quite frankly piss me off or where I think the world has gone wrong. Actually, expect to see a little of both in every chapter. This is just me venting into a computer here, so don't expect the same level of professionalism that I put into my actual stories. In short, I'm not gonna spell check this.
Most of you will think I'm a dick, or easily offended, or overreacting, but that makes sense. After all, the only thing that you're going to read here is me venting my frustrations. I won't censor it, so I'll just go ahead and give this an R rating.
Well, you've been warned, so sit back, buckle up, and enjoy.
and if you want to read me rant about something specific, just shoot me a PM or write on my message board. I'll be happy to rant about it if I agree with it. Oh, and just a little foresight here, but please refrain from saying "the blacks" or "the jews" or anything like that, that isn't simply ranting, it's racist. I'm not one to believe that saying something even a little bad about a race or religion is racist or anti-semitic, but I'm not even going to do something that goes close to the line here.
Oh, and yes Bo is just a nickname.
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