I know, I know. Why on earth am I working for the paparazzi? Or Why are you so cruel? Or Why can't you just leave them alone? It's not because we like being mean. It's not like we like this job. Well, I clearly don't. But welcome to reality. Not everyone, everything or every place you go will be like a John Green book. I hate to break it to you but this isn't Teen Beach movie where our hair never gets wet, or where we can change outfits in a flash. ∞