JAMAICA Jokes

Ebzies

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Things only Jamaicans will get. it's just jokes, not meant to offend anyone. You're free to read if you're not Jamaican

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Sistas
There's always one friend that will feel left out from a group of friends. Will it be the same of friends of five? Or will it just be like any other friendship? We live in a society where people are so insensitive about people who are suffering from past, present and future truama. This book is an awareness book. That even if your friend is always smiling, always making you laugh. You don't know what demons their fighting in the dark. I think we normalize being toxic like it's something to be proud of when you are hurting people who genuinely love and care about you. If you are going through any of this that is happening on my book, and scared to tell people how you feel, especially if your Jamaican. You can tell them to check out this book.
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DO you know what makes this joke book different from ALL the other joke books on this website? NOTHING So if you don't find my jokes funny, after the first 50, other joke books shall greet you. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES*
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We stand in silence, as I sip my water, and he watches me do it. Finally, he breaks the silence. "I'm sorry if I... offended you by sleeping in your bed last night. This morning. Whatever." "It's fine. You didn't do anything." He nods, his eyes far away, as if thinking of how to word his views. "I didn't do anything... but I wanted to. I wanted to so badly." I nearly choke on my water. I don't know what's worse; his confession, or how nonchalantly he says it, as if he's reading the weather. "Come again?" I say, thinking that I must have heard him wrong. He shrugs. "I want to fuck you." Again, he is as nonchalant as ever. I just stare stupidly, my mouth agape. He closes my mouth, grinning at me, wicked intentions in his eyes. Not so nonchalant anymore, I see. "Um, I-I...I don't..." I stop talking, realising what a total idiot I sound like, while his grin broadens. In that second, I am grateful for my dark skin, as he can't see me blushing. "Tongue-tied?" My cheeks get hotter. "Shut the fuck up." He actually laughs. "Don't worry, honey," he says, his hot breath brushing against my face, shocking me. When did he get this close? "One day," he whispers, now in my ear,"I will fuck you." I realise that my eyes are closed and I open them. He's gone. I stand there frozen, in total shock. What the actual fuck just happened? *** When all you know is disappointment, you become your own best friend. You isolate yourself from everyone else. You need no one; love is a weakness. That's the case with me. Then, Prince Charming rides in and changes everything. Except, he isn't a prince. He is light, but he holds darkness; he is joy, but he knows pain; he is beauty, but within him is imperfection and ugliness. He is just like me, but he is also my opposite. He is the Yin to my Yang. *** A lot of the original sexual content has been removed from this version, but the extra R rated one is also on my profile. *** •Mature, 18
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Sistas

There's always one friend that will feel left out from a group of friends. Will it be the same of friends of five? Or will it just be like any other friendship? We live in a society where people are so insensitive about people who are suffering from past, present and future truama. This book is an awareness book. That even if your friend is always smiling, always making you laugh. You don't know what demons their fighting in the dark. I think we normalize being toxic like it's something to be proud of when you are hurting people who genuinely love and care about you. If you are going through any of this that is happening on my book, and scared to tell people how you feel, especially if your Jamaican. You can tell them to check out this book.

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