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JAMAICA Jokes

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Things only Jamaicans will get. it's just jokes, not meant to offend anyone. You're free to read if you're not JamaicanPublic Domain

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𝗕𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 (ON HOLD) by Pardontexist

Just read it...

IF I AIN'T GOT U by Ashtheestalli

The ultimate joke and come back book by loodyBear

Funny insults, comebacks and joke book!! *NOT FOR THE EASILY OFFENDED!!*

✨THE QUEENS OF RAJASTHAN ✨ by beastybeauty20

Well read to know . No spoilers sorry . I swear itll be intresting and spicy as well as filled with humour and adult fiction. It contains language which are hindi kannada and others which are translated in in english... ,❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Silence🤫🖤. by MaMaTypess

Just Read. If you pussy don't read it. 🙂👍🏾

My New Muse (Mild Wattpad Version) (Completed) [SLOWLY BEING EDITED] by AliyahEzinma

We stand in silence, as I sip my water, and he watches me do it. Finally, he breaks the silence. "I'm sorry if I... offended you by sleeping in your bed last night. This morning. Whatever." "It's fine. You didn't do anything." He nods, his eyes far away, as if thinking of how to word his views. "I didn't do anything... but I wanted to. I wanted to so badly." I nearly choke on my water. I don't know what's worse; his confession, or how nonchalantly he says it, as if he's reading the weather. "Come again?" I say, thinking that I must have heard him wrong. He shrugs. "I want to fuck you." Again, he is as nonchalant as ever. I just stare stupidly, my mouth agape. He closes my mouth, grinning at me, wicked intentions in his eyes. Not so nonchalant anymore, I see. "Um, I-I...I don't..." I stop talking, realising what a total idiot I sound like, while his grin broadens. In that second, I am grateful for my dark skin, as he can't see me blushing. "Tongue-tied?" My cheeks get hotter. "Shut the fuck up." He actually laughs. "Don't worry, honey," he says, his hot breath brushing against my face, shocking me. When did he get this close? "One day," he whispers, now in my ear,"I will fuck you." I realise that my eyes are closed and I open them. He's gone. I stand there frozen, in total shock. What the actual fuck just happened? *** When all you know is disappointment, you become your own best friend. You isolate yourself from everyone else. You need no one; love is a weakness. That's the case with me. Then, Prince Charming rides in and changes everything. Except, he isn't a prince. He is light, but he holds darkness; he is joy, but he knows pain; he is beauty, but within him is imperfection and ugliness. He is just like me, but he is also my opposite. He is the Yin to my Yang. *** A lot of the original sexual content has been removed from this version, but the extra R rated one is also on my profile. *** •Mature, 18

Best Friends To Lovers by Bri_boo17

Hey ppl I won't be the only one writing the story my bestie is going to help soo please don't judge our work or try to use it as u own

GRR WOLFGANG GC 🐺😜 by Yanggg_Jeonginnnn

Filled with dolt (idiotic and stupidity) and laughter (STORY NOT SKZ RELATED ‼️)

octonauts one shots ( Kid Friendly ) by Emberjewel

want something funny to read that is decent to read with your parents you've come to the right place hope you enjoy! (I just want to make clear that there will never be any cursing in any work I make I hope you understand). And I don't own anything except for the plot.

Astro x Dandy!! by Daisy6735354

Hello! so this story might be very sad and contains self harm and gore maybe , thank you for reading!!

Hurt Like This by karema20

Only Love Can...Hurt Like This 💔

bible of jokes by fangirlfeelzz

if you have a dirty mind you will enjoy this book ( warning some of the jokes maybe racist. or stereotypical things. they are just. jokes and Im not trying to offend people if I do I'm sorry)

Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader by sarcastic_penguin_77

This was requested by MintFlavouredKitkat. I have to throw in a warning that this story does hit some very sensitive topics, and if you don't deal with that kind of stuff very well, then please do NOT read this. I know dealing with depression is a hard thing, and it's not something to be taken lightly. If this story in anyway offends you, I apologize. I hope you enjoy this story and thank you for reading. Love ya!

Don't read this!!! How about no by Phoskryfes

Trust me... you do not want to read this story... I don't even know if this is a story...

Book of Weirdness by MidNightBlue427

DO you know what makes this joke book different from ALL the other joke books on this website? NOTHING So if you don't find my jokes funny, after the first 50, other joke books shall greet you. *I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE JOKES*

Strong ✅ by Payzer_Sophiam

"Just because its forbidden doesn't mean that its wrong." ©Payzer_Sophiam, 2014-16 [COMPLETED] ✅

Sistas by TammyBoo500

There's always one friend that will feel left out from a group of friends. Will it be the same of friends of five? Or will it just be like any other friendship? We live in a society where people are so insensitive about people who are suffering from past, present and future truama. This book is an awareness book. That even if your friend is always smiling, always making you laugh. You don't know what demons their fighting in the dark. I think we normalize being toxic like it's something to be proud of when you are hurting people who genuinely love and care about you. If you are going through any of this that is happening on my book, and scared to tell people how you feel, especially if your Jamaican. You can tell them to check out this book.

~•Shadow the hedgehog x Depressed Reader•~✔ by GalaxyDreamer1916

*This story is not meant to be offensive!* ILY all enjoy!

Scary Stories. by ocnasey

These stories are quite long but are definitely worth the read. Hope you're not planning on sleeping tonight after this.

likkle miss innocent by leeleestory

This story is about a young ambitious girl named Amelia, who has two beautiful sisters and a very handsome brother. She meets a young man Azanii who will become the love of her life. Her parents are very successful her mother is a doctor and her father is an Artist. 450 her father is the Don of this book who works alongside her uncle who is Bayka. Her brother works with their father in the gang business but will give up that life for his family. This story entails a beautiful love story which will capture your attentions and thoughts. this story is all friction and has nothing to do with the life of the characters used. Jamaican story

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𝗕𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 (ON HOLD) cover

IF I AIN'T GOT U cover

The ultimate joke and come back book cover

✨THE QUEENS OF RAJASTHAN ✨ cover

Silence🤫🖤. cover

My New Muse (Mild Wattpad Version) (Completed) [SLOWLY BEING EDITED] cover

Best Friends To Lovers cover

GRR WOLFGANG GC 🐺😜 cover

octonauts one shots ( Kid Friendly ) cover

Astro x Dandy!! cover

Hurt Like This cover

bible of jokes cover

Not Such a Bad Guy: Eric Cartman x Reader cover

Don't read this!!! How about no cover

Book of Weirdness cover

~•Shadow the hedgehog x Depressed Reader•~✔ cover

Scary Stories. cover

likkle miss innocent cover

𝗕𝗲𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗧𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗦𝗺𝗶𝗹𝗲𝘀 (ON HOLD)

Just read it...