Bull-shit, I Don't Do Love
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You know those ridiculously cliché stories you read about the girl and boy and how they fall in love in high school and live happily ever after. This is not one of those stories.
My name's Ana Valentine and happy endings, my friend, are complete bull-shit.
I hate clichés. I hate false hope. And I hate Xavier Cortez for being the biggest cliché bad boy I've ever met.
This is my story and quick spoiler, it is anything but cliché.
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