The Joke Book 2
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Last published Fri, Dec 11, 2015
Yo what's up you sexy cupcakes if you still hadn't noticed this is the second joke book from me Ashley.Skywalker.
This book is a series of jokes that are gonna be hella funny, hella sexy , and hella beautiful. so basically it's like your new boyfriend. Enjoy××××♡♡♡
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