Once upon a time, years ago, I was a small child obsessed with the characters in VVVVVV. So, I wrote these short stories, which I now regard as *very* cringy. Some, of course, are much cringier than others. Feel free to read them at your own peril. However, no more updates. If you actually want a good read, don't go past 5:10, which is a shitpost. Sadly, none of the others are shitposts.