Mobius Inferno

No, you couldn't have just been a space Demon that made my head spin around and throw up, you had to be one that complains about how much better you are than me...
What happens to James when he goes to hell, you ask? What happens when he brings home Malphas, the rather posh and patronizing Demon prince pray tell, you may ask?
Ugh, we've been together too long, I'm starting to talk like him. That's the least of my worries...

"You humans are a young species, so naive to the actual vastness of the Universe." He scoffed.
I wouldn't have minded staying in hell, compared to this guys insufferable nagging.
I can't believe he's still going on.
"You can only traverse in three dimensions, even the lowest of swine can traverse in five dimensions in my native kingdom of Sheol. You've barely even left your home planet."

"Now you're just making stuff up, you look three dimensional to me." I interrupt him with a hint of frustration in my voice. "You can't tell me you're fith dimensional just because you can use some magic and parlor tricks. I don't know much, but I know that's outside of space and time."

He's silent, it looks like he's deep in thought, but suddenly he cracks a smirk.

"Shall I demonstrate?"