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Sunlights, Toilights, and Total Solar Eclipses (PARODIYA KUNO Para sa Twilight)

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bella edward jacob katuwaan parodiya renesmee twilight

Ito ay isang anekdota—isa ngang parodiya (parody) *KUNO*—tungkol sa mga pangyayari pagkatapos ng apat na di-umano'y sikat na nobela ng Twilit...Toilight...Twilight pala. Twilight Saga.

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Sunlights, Toilights, and Total Solar Eclipses (PARODIYA KUNO Para sa Twilight)
Fri, Aug 5, 2011

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